Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
by A Stanford Student :) December 17, 2008
Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!
Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get
by Chirag Rajavista Mandashkra March 15, 2018
by jack danials May 02, 2020
Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats
Hey isn't that Stanford??
by THEROCK!@#$ November 02, 2021
by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 04, 2019
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
by God_in_a_Box October 11, 2010