Stanford

The university you wish you went to.

Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?

Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.

by A Stanford Student :) December 21, 2008

Stanford

Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!

Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get

by Chirag Rajavista Mandashkra March 15, 2018

Stanford

it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.

me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.

by jack danials May 1, 2020

Stanford

Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats

Hey isn't that Stanford??

by THEROCK!@#$ November 2, 2021

Stanford

A school that Doesn't exist

Stanford? You mean St.Anford.

by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 3, 2019

Stanford

ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.

Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.

Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.

by God_in_a_Box November 6, 2010

stanford

a mans genitalia

lets have a look at my stanford

by drRabbit666 August 1, 2009