Stalybridge

A town situated between Mossley and Ashton. Has a rubbish football team called Stalybridge Celtic. Has to incorporate shit areas of housing such as Ridgehill. Has some good clubs and pubs though - Stalyvegas ;) Got a new train station too, looks pretty good. Has a resident homeless dude called 'schnapps' 'cause that's what he's always drinking :D . Had another tramp called 'mad joe' but he suffocated in a clothes bin lmao! :) Stalybridge has a Tesco (good for doughnuts) and an annual 'jump in the canal from tesco bridge day' have fun :)

Person 1: coming down stalyvegas?
Person 2: yeah let's go rififi
Person 1: kk
Chav: I'm a sad fuck-up with no GCSE's who lives in Ridgehill
Person 1: chav-hunt needed
Person 2: kill all those stalybridge fuckers

by lolololol!!!!lol March 25, 2009

Ollie stanbridge

A boy from Chatteris who fingers girls whitest they sleep he has had at least 2 victims and is now depressed and what we like to call a nounce

For Halloween I’m dressing up as Ollie stanbridge.

by Super skinny man 😀 October 30, 2018

Stanbridge

The surname of hotties. The guys are rather shy but very smart, funny and when they do come out of there shell, phew, it's good. Stanbridge's are VERY good in bed, rather theatrical. The girls are funny, popular and pretty.

A: Omfg I think I'm in love with a stanbridge

B: haha good luck, they're WAY outta your league

by LifeInDefinition November 16, 2013

Stalybridge

A place next to the inbred town of Mossley. It has lots of pubs and clubs which results in the high young alcoholics rate.

"i wanna go stalybridge, get pissed innit" ;)

by Vickyyy. October 19, 2008

stanbridge academy

A shitty autism school that tells parents of normal kids that there are normal kids at the school but there's not.

Bro#2 Bro I went to hell yesterday

Bro#1 Bro u go to stanbridge academy
Bro#2 no bro

Bro #1 then wtf are u talking about

by Itsyoboyskinnypenis June 25, 2019