standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

by RopeSnake November 04, 2017

standard

Another name for a manual transmission cars. Back when automatic first came out, all the cars had manual transmissions and automatic was optional, so cars came standard with a manual transmission.

That honda civic is a standard transmission.

by Marcus Taylor February 11, 2006

Standards

Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.

E.g 1

"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"

- "Standards!"

E.g 2

"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"

- "Standards!"

by R34P3R200686 July 20, 2009

standard

when people wear a blank t shirt, shorts, high socks, and classic vans.

dude that guy is so standard.

by theboss376 May 06, 2010

standard

Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.

This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.

Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.

Bagels: standard.. STD..

by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013

standard

word used by the sub-culture for anything they feel like, basically a new, stroppier version of 'cool'...only used by total plebs that lack the ability to speak their own language due to peer pressure.

anti-cultural metaphor that when uttered, perfectly exemplifies the devolution of its exponents, who in contrast see themselves as the avant garde.

pleb 1:check it.

pleb 2:standard, bruv

pleb 1:naaahhhhbruv, on dat next ting

pleb 3:euiiiiiiihhhhh!!!

all three:STANDARD!!!HAHIHIHIAHAHAHIHIHII!!!!!!

etc...

by Bloch February 08, 2012

Standards

Something I don’t have

You don’t have standards

by Cunt bag bitch face December 08, 2017