Stalinist

Someone who upholds the USSR under Stalin's leadership as an appropriate and desirable model for society today. Those who believe in Stalin generally don't identify themselves as Stalinist, they instead call themselves Marxist-Leninist, but they believe Stalin accurately applied the teachings of Marx and Lenin. Modern Stalinist are recognized for their rejection of, what they label as, bourgeoise propaganda, against Stalin, and their constant conflict with other Stalinist over who is truly following his line.

Steve: Yo, Amy seems cool and all, but when she's looking me in the eyes I get a creeping feeling she's plotting something.

Me: She's a Stalinist, bro. She IS up to something. Look out!

by ItChOgUrlTaSha March 5, 2012

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Stalinium

Stalinium is a super metal forged by Stalin during the Russian Civil War but wasn't made to use during the conflict because of supply problems. Then after the war Stalin refined the metal with the will of the people to bring the metal to its next form AS TRUE STALINIUM. When the Nazis invaded Russia during WW2 Stalin used the SUPPER METAL to protect his tanks from German shells (which bounced off the tank).Even after the war the metal was still used in tanks, planes, and guns and After the fall of the U.S.S.R. the metal was refined by Putin to make a metal witch some scientists think is the material that was used to contain the ark of the covenant. This Metal is putinium

Stalinium beats nothing

by Russian man321 September 26, 2017

ShaLanda

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.

Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda

by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

stalinist purge

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents

I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.

by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Ballin' Like Stalin

When you ball so hard it's as if you're the man of steel himself.

Christo: "Did you see Michael Jordan in the basketball game last night, he was on fire, he was Ballin' Like Stalin."
Tim: Yeah b, yeah."

by FangStix March 11, 2016