The St. Louis Cardinals are the greatest baseball franchise is the world. We have the best fans, an awesome new stadium, and Albert Pujols the best player in the game. We are a team rich in history, and going by world series we have 9. Only those bastard yankees can say they have more. Chris Carpenter is one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. And we aren't the cubs!What more can you ask for?

I love living in St. Louis so that I can watch the St. Louis Cardinals kick the cubs ass every year. Sweet!

st. louis cardinals by stevedawg13 July 28, 2006

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St. Louis Cardinals

The best baseball team in the world, Has won Nine World Series Titles, Second in all of baseball to the Yankees. They have the best lineup, defense, and offense, BUT THEIR PITCHING SUCKS!! GO REDBIRDS!!!

red wings suck

St. Louis Cardinals by Carol April 9, 2004

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2006 World Series Champs, also a good team

The St. Louis Cardinals are a good team, and this is coming from a Tigers fan.

St. Louis Cardinals by Jordan Stevens June 7, 2007

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St. Louis Cardinals

The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.

Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.

St. Louis Cardinals by DiamondGriefingMC May 31, 2018

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