St. Louis Cardinals

The best baseball team in the world, Has won Nine World Series Titles, Second in all of baseball to the Yankees. They have the best lineup, defense, and offense, BUT THEIR PITCHING SUCKS!! GO REDBIRDS!!!

red wings suck

by Carol April 10, 2004

St Louis Cardinals

A team that is way better than the Chicago Cubs.

World Series won:
St Louis Cardinals: 10
Chicago Cubs: 2

CASE IN POINT

by CardsFan08 December 10, 2010

St. Louis Cardinals

2006 World Series Champs, also a good team

The St. Louis Cardinals are a good team, and this is coming from a Tigers fan.

by Jordan Stevens May 19, 2007

St Louis Cardinals

A below average baseball team that will fall to the Detroit Tigers in the 2006 World Series. The fans are a bunch of ass-clowns with no class.

Look at those St Louis Cardinals. What a bunch of saps. And the fans are even worse.

by Canoli October 24, 2006

St. Louis Cardinals

The team that all meth-heads (that is non-Chicago Cubs fans) follow once released from prison. Also the team that hacked Houston's database for information on scouts. Cunts. Also known as the Shit Louis Cardinals, the Deadbirds, the St. Lousy Cardinals and others.

Me: What team do you root for?
You: The St. Louis Cardinals.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.

by DiamondGriefingMC April 29, 2018