sworm

Acronym: Straight White Old Republican Male

On January 6th swarms of SWORMs descended upon the city in their red hats.

by JDax0000001 March 15, 2022

SWORM

Acronym: Straight White Old Republican Male

Swarms of SWORMs descended upon the nation’s capitol in their funny little red hats. They were here! They weren’t (openly) queer! Get used to it!

by JDax0000001 March 15, 2022

sqwordle

sqwordle is when you wordle (or scrabble) while peeing.

Yo, did you sqwordle yet?
No, I didn't have to pee. I'll sqwordle once this meeting is over.

by andycandyisdandy December 13, 2022

spworm

Single giant sperm cell, the size of a worm or a small snake. It wriggles out of the penis in a painless ejaculation, after which it can easily be caught and disposed to prevent pregnancy.

Early 21st century portmanteau of "sperm" from Greek "sperma" (seed) and "worm" from Old English "wyrm" (legless, elongated invertebrate).

"Man, I wish I could expel a spworm from my dick. It would feel really good!"
"I don't know why I worried about stretching, a spworm is still wet after all."
"Lucky guy, he has that single-shot spworm slugger."

by anarcholinguist June 17, 2024

sqwarm

A word used to describe someone who's soft squisy AND warm.

Person 1: "dude I was holding my girl last night, she's so sqwarm."

Person 2: "sqwarm?"

Person 1: "yeah, soft squishy and warm."

by Modern poet March 29, 2024