squonk

A word I use in band to confuse Ethan

Me: Squonk
Ethan: What's a squonk
Me: You don't know what a squonk is?

by squonk sire February 28, 2020

squonk

A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.

"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"

by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010

Squonk

Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette

*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.

by 5iWa September 11, 2010

squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013

Squonk

An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.

"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.

by leslieknope May 15, 2014

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017

Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018