Squire

A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.

After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.

by Mr. C. December 01, 2004

squire

a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation

"what up my squire?"

by detox May 04, 2003

Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 09, 2010

Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 01, 2015

squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

by brentjigga March 26, 2012

squir

a gay person that acts like a squirel fucker;squirel bastard; gay squirel

Matthew Ambler is a squir.

by curt shulyz March 24, 2003