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Squilliam

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A guy who acts like he’s all sweet and kind and won’t ever hurt you and then stabs you in the back and wants to “be friends” because he doesn’t want to commit to anything. Usually someone talked him out of it because he can’t make decisions for himself. They typically need therapy. Squilliams say weird things like Dandy, Swell, and Hashbrown a lot
Girl 1: UGHHH, I cant believe John broke up with me!!!
Gril 2: HE IS SUCH A SQUILLIAM!!
by DunnieBunnie55975 January 22, 2019
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squilliam william

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this is someone who looks ike squidward. This is an insult and can be used at anyone. Squilliam williams typically swallow and they are often seen as jewish people. It is not exclusive to jewish people as it can be used to any religon. They also normally have a bowl haircut and are mda hot though. the term can also be switched and people can be called a william squilliam.
bro john is such a squilliam william.
by Fasrfcswegvccff May 7, 2018
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Squilliam

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When a girl puts her man’s legs above his head and eats his ass out until he ejaculates on his own face.
Nah, man. I would come out tonight but my wife really wants to give me a Squilliam tonight!
by J-Reddness July 12, 2022
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Squillium Squid

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a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
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