To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.
"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"
"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"
"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"
by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017
Get the squelf mug.When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.
A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"
Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled
A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"
Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled
"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"
"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*
"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*
by Buzeak March 10, 2023
Get the squffle mug."oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. You should pull that down a squaff".
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"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
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"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
by Maggie Peake March 24, 2011
Get the Squaff mug.Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008
Get the squeef mug.To simply walk as a group through the woods chasing birds and sqawing at the members of the group when a bird has been spotted.
Bethany: Would you like to go squaffin later?
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.
by nAttErOni September 11, 2018
Get the Squaffin mug.To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.
by Cruziana June 20, 2020
Get the Squaffle mug.To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.
Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
by Brian Sago July 8, 2004
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