Squeeble

The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.

Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"

by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009

squeeler

A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms.

I never expected her to be a squeeler, she just went crazy.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

squeemlet

A midget trapped in a very small space.

Tom Thumb was trapped in a cardboard box, therefore, he is a squeemlet.

by CSS May 9, 2003

Squeebles

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017

Squeezle

a tight embrace, or to embrace tightly.

You're so cute! I just want to squeezle you to death! <3

Give me a squeezle. Come squeezle me

by Jeemsy March 7, 2011

squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015