Squeeb

A squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. Calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.

Mr. Di Sano is a big squeeb and doesn't know what he is talking about.

by Chris D. E. March 27, 2009

squeeb

A dumb, fake, money grubbin girl.

Yo, that girl is a squeeb.

by Matt VA May 22, 2008

Squeeb

To successfully replace the cap of one's pen onto said pen.

Oh no! I dropped the cap to my pen! Aha! Got it! All tidy now! That's a really good squeeb!

by MeLikeyLongTime February 11, 2020

Squeeb

A hairstyle popularized by Rock Band. Basically three tentacles of hair going to the side of one's face, with the tips died a certain color. Sort of like a triple emover.

Guy: I want my rock band guy to have a squeeb!
Other guy: Why? The squeeb is gay!
Guy: No it isnt!
Other guy: I'm embarrassed to have you as my drummer.

by scary AND sexy October 4, 2008

Squeeb

Squeeb is a word that can be used in place of any other word. One who has forgotten the word that they want to use may instead inject the word Squeeb.

Did you see that little squeeb on that flower?

by GregSqueeb June 21, 2009

Squeeb

-everything but nothing at the same time.

“Squeeb you later!”
“I’m Squeebin that jawhn!”

by Squeebert June 11, 2023

Squeeb

noun. Male ejaculate.
adj. Containing the male ejaculate.

n. Roomate is discussing a friend's sex life:

"That's alot of squeeb, dude."

adj. As a father is gathering son's clothes for the wash:

"Woah, Dad...that's my squeeb sock!"

by girvin June 23, 2009