squeats

A type of smoking rotation; used when smoking marijuana. Very similar to Mexican Sweat, but there's no Mexicans involved, thankfully. Squeats is a simple one-hit pass rotation to keep everything moving fast. Unlike Mexican Sweat, you can exhale freely without repercussions.

When smoking marijuana, Daniel yelled out "squeats"! But everyone ignored him, because, as always, he says it just as blunt was going out. =(

by TM7 June 25, 2012

Buffalo Squeeze

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.

"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits

by comatus September 27, 2011

Squeaker

A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players.

Pre-pubecent squeaker: You little shitface cock lover! Fucking fuck you! He fucking shot my fucking guy with a fucking gun and he fucking ran and I fucking died and then I fucking respawned and he's fucking dead and...(most headsets hve been taken off at this point.

Sex-obsessed squeaker: Dude, she sounds hot! I would totally fuck her 100 times! Have you guys ever heard of Britney Spears? She's so hot, I would do her so hard. Did you just kill me? I'm totally going to fuck your girlfriend!

by Tell me yours first January 24, 2008

din squeeze

when your eyes close and your anal sphincter tighten in anticipation of something that is frightening and could harm you in a way.

(person 1 goes to hit person 2 but stops)
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay

by alleycats June 7, 2007

My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

squeeze n' walk

When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.

"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018