squeaky wheel gets the grease

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

by J Basc January 1, 2008

Squeaky Chesney

After restraining someone put your ballsack in their mouth, face their feet and fart in their face.

“You’re a dickhead mate say that again and I’ll give you a Squeaky Chesney”

by Wu-Tang Williams January 8, 2020

Squeaky Eel

When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.

After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.

by the gordano June 24, 2016

squeaky rubber

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity

"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."

by Ben "The Body" May 2, 2006

squeaky wheel gets the worm

One who complains the most typically gets the better deal.

He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.

by Shamrock619 August 16, 2016

Squeaky Greg

A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.

According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.

"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."

by Perpinsky January 19, 2018

Squeaky Pipeline

When one person sits on the toilet taking a crap, and another person sits on his or her shoulders and is also taking a crap, while screaming like a goose (hence the term “squeaky pipeline”. The crap from the person on their shoulders will then slide down the back of the person who is sitting on the toilet, and fall into the toilet bowl.

That squeaky pipeline shit is nasty.

by JewGasser69 November 18, 2019