Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010

Spatchcock

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.

She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!

by ADignorantium November 29, 2019

Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.

"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."

by Celestin March 2, 2016

Spatchcock

A venereal disease, which can be contracted from chickens. Causes inflammation of the genitals, uncontrollable clucking and pale, spheroid stools. Latin name: avius coitus.

"Hey Dave, why are you scratching your crotch?" "I got thoroughly pissed on a farm last week, and woke up in a chicken coop with a serious case of spatchcock."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Squatchknockers

Someone that goes around smelling girls bicycle seats

After she done riding her bike the squatchknockers attacks the seat

by paco66 December 29, 2019

snatchcock

girls cum that smells nasty

“tell her she’s got nasty snatchcock”

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Spatchcock

When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.

"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake

"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily

by cm2342 November 27, 2020