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Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.
That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.
by Pub flea October 2, 2015
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Squarerrorism

The attempt by squares to brainwash Legends and subsequently rid them of their wit, charisma, ism and forward-thinking ability to go against established norms and buck the system. Squarerrorists come in many shapes and sizes, but ultimately they are generally not about that life and do everything they can to ensure that no one else will be either.
My company wants us to do some unpaid OT, they are all about that squarerrorism.

That squarerrorist is over their hating on swag and promotion squarerrorism.
by Daddee September 3, 2013
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wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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Squanter

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.
you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter
by cfsquash July 17, 2011
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Squattergate

Donald Trump's refusal to concede he lost the 2020 election.

The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.

Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020
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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
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Office Squatter

Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.

Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.

Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.

See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.

Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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