Square

Someone who doesn't feverishly dick ride very trend that comes out. Doesn't confuse pop culture with real culture.

Teeniebopper:Did yhu c wht happennd in jeruhzee sure las nite?
Square: Nope. not really a fan of the series.
Teeniebopper:omg, everee wun watches tht show. ur such a skware.

dick rider:Dude, I got like 9000 pairs of vans and skinnez. Counting them seperately.

Square:Wow, thats alot. I got one pair of vans, but I don't wear skinnies.

dick rider:?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! wtf you don't wear skinniez? fuckin square.

Square:Oh really

by oisdfjsdofijsd January 22, 2011

Square

1. a ciggarette
2. a person who wont break the rules

1.gotta square
2.dude ur a fucking square

by poop December 09, 2003

Square

One who has a square or rectangle shaped head.

That Rob Aitken is such a square!

by TheBoss09 December 02, 2009

Square

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.

Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.

by steelslammer December 02, 2007

Square

A extremely well built person with broad sholders and who you definitely would never mess with

tom: ''joddy told me hes goes to the gym everyday now''

jon: ''i know hes a right square bas**rd now isnt he!!!!''

by john carew August 12, 2009

Square

To be square is to mean that you haven't kissed or made out with anyone, English and Welsh people may say that when you are square "you haven't necked anyone"

person 1: you still square mate?
person 2: Nah we necked last night.

by x.ellie.harris.x October 06, 2018

Square

Why the hell are you looking up “square!” You know what a square is you fucknut!

This person is a total square

by Jatlas July 26, 2018