Squab

A bag of shit that is set on fire that proceeds to be fucked.

I was horny so I rubbed off a squab. By the time I blew my load I was over this guy named Ageless Supermans face. I guess I rubbed a squab off on him.

by SQUABMAN November 17, 2010

Squab

An insult offending ones lack of ability to grow facial hair. When a subject lacks the ability to grow facial hair, it is often an indication to their age.

Don't give that boy a cup of beer; he's only a Squab.

by Clemm July 12, 2008

Squab

awkward

wow that was squab
"gosh why are you so squab!?! TALK!"

by youcantseeme123 January 20, 2009

Squab

The squid version of ATV riders usually found in the parking lot making adjustments to an imagined problem and not really riding their ATVs. Squabs are generally adorned in very flashy helmets, jerseys, and other ATV gear.

Those squabs would get more use out of their fuel if they spent more time actually riding and not just playing with their throttle.

by chick105 July 15, 2010

Squabed

A unit of measurement to prove to your significant other that you love them most (however much they love you plus one) finally ending the I love you more debate. Must be claimed by one member of couple at begining of relationship.

Annie-"I love you most baby"
Jessie-"Well I love you squabed so all your love for me plus one"

Annie- uggg damnit ok

by Gagerage March 22, 2020

squab

to fight - a pugnacious exchange - between hommies

say dawg you wanna squab

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

Squabe

This is the definition of a Squareable babe. Squareable, meaning terrible. Terrible, meaning amazing. Babe is sometimes not specific enough to describe some of those hotties out there. Some women are just too hot to be considered a babe; therefore, you call them a squabe.

"Oh, Jimmy, squabe alert, 9 oclock."

by Will Rucker April 10, 2008