Spife

Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.

"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."

by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020

Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

by DS inc. February 19, 2011

Spyderco

The best knife company in the world hands down.

"Dude, check out this new Spyderco I just bought."

"Holy shit man that thing is sharp! Sweet knife!!"

by lites_out July 10, 2010

Spefert

Sean's form of the word "perfect" when hes had too much beer and wine.

Sean's Mom - "Hey honey. How was Timmy's birthday party?"

Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."

Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"

Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."

Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."

Sean - "Oh. Spefert"

by DylanIsATallRetard August 7, 2009

Spifey

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

Civic Ex Spyder

The outcome of taking a hacksaw to a Honda Civic Ex and adding sweet fenders to it. Not only does it look retarded it also allows the car to fold up like a can during any sort of accident.

Dude, check out my sweet whip. Yeah I call it my Civic Ex Spyder.

Wow, that car is almost as bad as Civic Ex Spyder.

by Khor October 24, 2006

Spife

Half way between a spoon and a knife. Its different to a spork

I love my new Spife, let me cut and eat this!

by Adman101 January 4, 2008