Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spunch Bob Potion

A potion that lets you turn into someone who is mentally deranged or what people call today by the name "Spunch Bob". The Spunch Bob Potion looks like pee so drink it at your own risk.

"I traded my among us potion for the Spunch Bob Potion."

by Succhiacazzi Parisi April 7, 2021

oily spunch

a greasy, dirty person who is immature and has no respect for nothing, or no care for others and their belongings.

1. "that fucking oily spunch put his cigarette out on my car seat!!".

2. "wow he is 25 years old and pushes little kids to the ground?, what an oily spunch".

by crapphazzard June 12, 2011

spudchops

See johneddowes,

A man with what seems to be a potato for a head. An actual potato. Can you imagine that?

What kind of fat geeky virgin could ever have such a thing?

"Fuck off spudchops, you fat virgin cunt."

by johneddowesmum October 4, 2004

Spunchkin

When you swoop(smoke), poop, munch and get a blumpkin at the same time.

I just took me a nice spunchkin wid my girlfriend!

by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.

Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!

by makrin April 4, 2010

Sputch

The race of people that derive from the lineage of both Spanish and Dutch peoples.

He is Sputch, becuase his dad is Spanish and his mum is Dutch

by Meh Sheh September 1, 2006