Smurthism

Smurthism is an internet religion started by 2 people on Discord, basically the Blue Smurf Cat is the God in this religion.

Person 1: So you are a Smurthist?
Person 2: Yes, Do you want to be a part of Smurthism?

by Mr. OskarTheNub October 4, 2023

SpurthiParuchuri

A leopard. Something contingent.

"Oh shit son, was that a leopard?

naw dawg that was a SpurthiParuchuri"

by Menjay February 7, 2010

Spurtains

Smelly and listens to Dying Foetus

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by jhytfi765o8tg May 28, 2011

Spurshing

Adjective: Describes the sound of a faucet when air is also flowing through it. Making a "Spurshing" sound

The sound of a faucet spurshing in the other room gave me very timid feelings.

by Worfes May 24, 2018

Spurshing

Spurshing is the act of telling on/snitching on another person.

Bruh. Did you really just spursh on me? Spurshing is for short little bitches with no life.

by Ihasgoodname May 13, 2022

Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

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