Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.
Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
by Spinter April 7, 2021
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-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."
by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004
Get the shit shunter mug.A man who generally engages in sexual intercourse with really ugly women. They are usually only a step up from prison bitches.
Jesus, that Dave's a proper munter-shunter. She looks like a two day old kebab, and smells like it too.
by El burro loco naranja. December 27, 2003
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Get the stunted slime mug.Nancy Spungen was originally born in Philadelphia to a middle class jewish family from the suburbs. She was extremely violent and abrasive throughout her childhood, and it got worse as she grew older (even leading to self-abortions and drug abuse). When she was 17 she moved to New York, becoming a groupie, stripper, and a prostitute. Nancy later moved to London, where she was introduced to Sid Vicious through Johnny Rotten (which Johnny later regretted). They moved in together, and Nancy introduced Sid to heroin, a drug he hadn't tried, and is often blamed for his downfall.
In October 1978, she was found dead with a single knife wound in her body. Sid Vicious was arrested for murder and taken to jail, then released on bail in early 1979. He died of a heroin overdose soon after, which might have been a suicide. He requested that he be buried next to Nancy, but her family would not allow it. Sid's mother secretly scattered his ashes on Nancy's grave soon later.
In October 1978, she was found dead with a single knife wound in her body. Sid Vicious was arrested for murder and taken to jail, then released on bail in early 1979. He died of a heroin overdose soon after, which might have been a suicide. He requested that he be buried next to Nancy, but her family would not allow it. Sid's mother secretly scattered his ashes on Nancy's grave soon later.
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Get the Slunter mug.When you go out on Saturday night and end up in a club till 4am and crawl home into the early hours of Sunday.. Sunterday.
Dave Went out for one Saturday night, and ended up face down in a skip at the back of a night club on sunterday.
by Al the pal. October 13, 2019
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