otis spunkmire

When you bust a nut on your best friends mother's face...

Dude I fucked your mom... Even gave her some Otis spunkmire...

by Smoke1gang July 9, 2021

spunspiracy theory

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.

that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.

by chains666 April 3, 2009

Spunkport

The anus of a diabetic old man.

“i just got my spunkport filled up Friday night innat.

by Infsvc October 25, 2018

spunkpit

A flattering term used in reference to a member of the female gender.

Hello Tom you old fiddler, who's the new spunkpit?

by Stu P March 17, 2003

spunkie

A promiscuous and sex-obsessed person - (conflation of spunk (=semen) and junkie.)

"That Diana was a right spunkie" muttered Phillip disapprovingly.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

spankwire

When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire.com in someone's internet history.

"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"

by The L Team April 9, 2008

Spunkie

a crossbreed between scene, punk, and indie kids
only cool kids are spunkie

or another word for horny

oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand

- spread it around-

=)

"whoa that girl is wearin a studded belt, cow boyboots and has a flippin' mo-howak! Shes so spunkie!"

"Damn! she makes me so spunkie!"

"That girl gave it to be spunkie!"

by look out your window August 23, 2009