count spunkula

The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.

A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 10, 2008

spungalin

Used by the ‘grass roots’ people of the Bahamas means to go out; hang out; Going out, cruisin

What you doin friday night? we go spungalin this friday

by SarahLeah July 25, 2008

Spungletrumpet

n. (slang)

Penis. Etymologically related to spungle.
Mostly heard when referring to mundane uses of the penis, or when ridiculing others.

Rarely used in medical references or textbooks nowadays.

"Ouch! I appear to have trapped my spungletrumpet in my fly zip."

"His spungletrumpet wasn't really worth a second look, Mum"

by Spungletrumpet April 1, 2010

spangulous

Looking absolutely fabulous whilst spangled.

She looked absolutely spangulous raving last night!

by splint0r November 18, 2009

Spungle

v. to deplete one's savings on the most marvelous, yet frivolous, possessions and services;

To spungle is to live.

by -bal July 24, 2008

Spungle

To mentally and physically obliterate one's anus by shoving a slingy hand so far up there, that blood poor out, with a little poop, although gross, it is now no longer a slingy hand, but is a part of their body.

Hey Tim, I heard that bitch got spungled last night.

by Violence February 18, 2018

Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009