spuddle

The art of cuddling in the spooning position

Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle

by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009

Spuddle

To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.

Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"

Russ: "Really?!"

In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.

by theanimalmother April 6, 2009

Spuddle

a spot/puddle on the counter

Clean up the spuddle on the counter

by poptarts100 October 21, 2010

Spuddle

To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.

Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.

by bob palmer August 17, 2003

Scuddles

The Act Od Spooning, With Cuddles

Guy : Fancy A Spoon And Cuddles

Girl : Dont You Mean Scuddles

Guy: Yeahhh !

by GrimLawton September 22, 2011

Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle

Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."

by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011