Spuddle

a spot/puddle on the counter

Clean up the spuddle on the counter

by poptarts100 October 21, 2010

Spuddle

To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.

Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.

by bob palmer August 17, 2003

Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007

Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle

Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."

by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011

Spuddles

A good cunt

Good spuddles

by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025

Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle

"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"

by bevbah April 20, 2009