Spruzer

A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.

The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

Spruce Bug

Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)

Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)

Get your hammers, here comes a swarm of those fucking spruce bugs

by The Laughing Lumberjack February 10, 2010

spruce beer

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.

I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!

by pentozali May 7, 2009

HH-spruce

the quick makeup and hair touch ups in the work bathroom on fridays before going to happy hour right from work.

I gotta go do a quick HH-spruce and I will meet you at the bar.

by Resse Gabriel July 13, 2007

spruce up

to clean, or to fix up

Ex.

"My apartment is dirty as all hell, we need to spruce up this place a bit."

by Jeeordan January 6, 2007

spruce moose

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005

splube

spew lube. the viscous lubricant produced by the mouth and throat prior to spew being ejected. also produced by deep throating, a thick lubricating substance produced in the throat, commonly seen in porn.

dude, i can feel splube i'm about to blow chunks, get ot of the way!
yeah baby, spit that splube on my dick and wank me

by sheer ted December 26, 2011