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A school just a half mile from (Springboro High School) where about 25% of the students, who are often jocks, are complete jerks who are rich as fuck and talk shit about each other behind each others backs. Of that 25% some engage in illegal activity such as finding the "Candy Shop" and buying some "candy" for their personal use. Roughly 10% of the people are bullies who knowingly antagonize their victim on a daily basis by saying "Hey (insert victim's name here)" which is meant to simply just make the victim feel awkward and belittle them. When this occurs often the victim can do nothing because they cannot simply go to a teacher and say that someone keeps saying hi to them. About 50% of the students are normal people who are simply trying to do the best they can and walk around in a bliss simply not coming to the realization of the bullying and other illicit activities that are happening around them. Lastly, there is the 15% that are normal humane people that are willing to help those that are belittled and bullied, but often get bullied for it. Overall, life at SJHS sucks for those that aren't jerks and rich.
Kid 1: Do you go to Springboro Junior High School?
Kid 2: Yes, it sucks. All the jocks are rich and complete asses.
by Inconspicuos May 20, 2016
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Springboro High School

Springboro High School is located in Springboro, a city south of Dayton, Ohio, where all the rich people live. Springboro has 3 country clubs and neighborhoods filled with million dollar homes. Springboro High School is ranked 7th for the wealthiest school in the state of Ohio. Many other schools in Ohio hate Springboro High School for the wealthy snobs that go there. Turn 16, get a car. The student parking lot boasts nicer cars than the faculty parking lot. There is no surprise to see students driving BMW’s, Porches, and Hummers. The guys in Springboro that buckle there pants below there butt think they’re from “da hood.” The jocks wear basketball shorts with their boxers showing, and baseball caps. They spray Axe and Abercrombie and Fitch cologne like it's there job. Abercrombie and Fitch is the official school uniform for both boys and girls. You’ll find almost every single girl wearing “Birks” (Birkenstocks) with skin tight jeans or skinny jeans with pointy black heels. You could probably see the skinniest girls with love-handles. They also own the newest designer bags, shoes, clothing, and accessories. Their hair is fried from straightening or curling their hair too much. The girls wear their boyfriend’s football jerseys. The teen hang out is "BDubs" (BW3s.) Nickname for SHS is “Candy land” which explains why there are drug sniffing dogs prowling the student lockers and cars at any time of the year. Students that go to SHS have a unique accent. The other schools say it's "hillbilly." They pronounce there O's like ao.
The Springboro Accent sounds like: Aoh...my...god Sprinborao High School is aonly the best school ever!

Springboro High School is filled with snobs that don't give a darn what people think of them.
by SnowflakesOnEyelashes November 3, 2006
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Springboro Kid

A kid who is a general douche, who cares far too much about what other people think, and shops mainly at Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie.
Person 1: Hey tomorrow is a dress up day to support fighting cancer what are you wearing?
Person 2: I'm not dressing up cause I don't want people to think I'm weird.
Person 1: Are you at least going to donate?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Your such a Springboro Kid.
by Mr.OrangePants December 4, 2010
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Springboro High School

Overall, the worst social environment ever to exist. You will receive the college prep education you are seeking; however, unless you are a narcissistic sociopathic entitled jock who doesn't care about anything except football, hardcore drugs, cars, money, and dominating over everyone else, you will most likely end up hating your classmates and your overall experience. The high-class rich kids are most likely the teachers kids, which entails the rest of the teachers to pick them as a favorite. Furthermore, they are picked as the favorites regardless because they manipulate literally everyone, which only reinforces their egos. Also, the majority of the girls you will find are pregnant by their freshman year because they fucked the members of the football or JROTC drill team. Unless you are popular, nobody really cares about you. At school events like homecoming and prom, people fuck like they're at a rave and the principals watch. If you're a girl and you see a principal or staff member staring at you during lunch, he's probably staring at your ass. To reiterate, if you are someone who thinks you're everything but literally amounts to nothing, then springboro high school is the right school for you.
Guy 1: Dude, I just heard some chick is 15, pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.
Guy 2: I bet she's from Springboro High School

Guy 1: Fuck, that was some awesome cocaine bro!
Guy 2: Thanks, man! The captain of the Springboro High School football team sold it to me.
by g0FuCkY0uRsElF March 17, 2018
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springbreaker

Usually, but not always a horny European, Canadian or East Coast American high school, college or university student, who travels alone or with friends - but always without parents - by car, bus, plane, train or thumb to either Daytona Beach or Panama City Beach Florida. This is done in search of any combination of sun, sex, sand and alcohol, always during spring break aka reading week, which falls between the last two weeks of February (after the Daytona 500 / President's Day) and lasts until Easter, which also including the period known as BCR - "Black College Reunion".
My buddy is such a springbreaker. Last year, he got so completely hammered on Southern Comfort during spring break, that he woke up totally naked in a hotel linen closet with his girlfriend's best friend sucking on his dick! His best friend woke up to find that his roomies had shaved ALL the hair off of his body. That was some messed up spring break!
by Springbreaker August 4, 2006
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springboard

As a verb: asking someone a question with the idea that their answer will serve as the necessary conversational opening for you to tell some big story about yourself.
Dwayne: Have you ever been to France?
Shawna: Yes, I went there for two weeks with my family last summer.
Dwayne: I spent three months in France last summer, and man, I really know a lot about French life now. Let me tell you about this cafe I went to in Nice ... Bla bla.
Shawna: Ooh la la, does he know how to springboard!
by schlouk September 30, 2010
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springbrother

adj. to describe someone is really tough , masculinity and muscular
Springbrother is true man!
Don't piss off that spingbrother man, or he will pwn you
by real corn April 30, 2009
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