Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

by Telephony June 6, 2014

Slatchet

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders

Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet

by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Snatcheteria

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.

Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010