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Swedish Snorkling

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.
by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers
by 0B3Y February 20, 2007
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Spieling Peter

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.
I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!
by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011
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Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.
During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.
by GTG Crew December 30, 2008
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Sobeling

The act of putting politics over people in every aspect of life, including and not limited to stealing handicap parking from disabled veterans.
That inconsiderate asshole is sobeling so hard right now.
by WeGrewHereYouFlewHere October 29, 2018
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shit shoveling

(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)
"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."
by pacosaurus January 17, 2009
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