spoop

a combination of the words "speed" and "poop," together meaning a quick poop.

Thank god it was a spoop, or else I would have been late to the meeting.

by Worksworth April 2, 2011

Spoop

The gelatinous mixure of semen, and feces.

I observed Alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating Dick up the rectum, which caused a coating of spoop on his penis, all the while Dick was performing fellatio upon T.J.

by Linda Lou May 20, 2004

spoop

1. used to replace any swear-word.

spoopid
1. stupid

a) You're a spoophead.
b) Go spoop yourself, you spooping spoop.
c) You are spoopid.

by Chriblina September 20, 2005

spoop

Sperm that is felched out of a gay man's ass.

"My gay roommate took a huge dump in the bathroom and left spoop all over the place."

by secef December 18, 2005

Spoop

A poop that comes while you sleep.

Oh man, I woke up and I had spooped all over my bed.

by Krizkor December 28, 2005

spoop

spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists.

Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?

Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!?

Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide.

At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida.

by notariety June 11, 2006

Spoop

When one eats his or her own waste material with a spoon.

Man that guy just did a major spoop!

by see more butts June 11, 2006