spontania

means spontaneous in Leah language, said in an spanish accent to sound cool by non-spanish ppl

it's my birthday today let's be spontania!

by kim-chi January 28, 2018

spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames

Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

spantastic

A word used by some social circles to describe the some what pleasing feeling of Spandex on ones crotch. Can also be used to describe anything which feels, or is, good.

"That drink was spantastic!"
"That outfit looks spantastic!"

by Kelash January 12, 2005

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.

Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."

by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by Pete September 1, 2008