Sponger

A big, or large penis. Having been graced in the dick region. Often referred to being able to consume large amounts of water with the dick.

-You're a Sponger!!

-Damn right, Ill soak up this whole ocean with my big ol' dick!

by Neked February 20, 2013

Sponger

A slur against Jewish people.

I'm so sick of people calling me a sponger just because I'm Jewish

by tommy97 May 13, 2020

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V July 31, 2016

Sponger

A person or persons engaged in the lucrative surreptitious obfuscation and exploitation of adjacent and strategically arranged holders of title or property. Among the natural kingdom the predator and the parasite both share the qualities of a sponger.

I've returned from work to find my home in a state of disarray and bedlam, only too blame are my sponger inlaws and they're incessant persistence.

by Mrstuffandthings February 23, 2019

Sponger

Someone who uses a sponge to clean their dishes because they lack common knowledge.

Sarah: Yuck! You're using a sponge? You sponger!

by thucool4you December 15, 2019