SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

sponch

one who is wierd and awkward

Dahli the artist is a sponch like no other.

by cdl0007 March 29, 2010

sponch

sponch- "own" someone or something, in otherwords show your supiriority.

see pwn

I just sponched your gonch!

by David November 4, 2004

Boinky sponch

It means wanna fuck lamo

Hey babe, Boinky sponch?

by zleM September 29, 2021

Sponch

Spinach

I could really use a sponch salad rn.

Uncle:"EAT your vegetables"
M:"But I really don't like the taste of sponch in my mouth"

by Zuqi December 12, 2022

Sponch

A code word for Acid, LSD, or almost any kind of psychadelic drug.

Hey bro, me and chad were gonna sponch at my place later, wanna come?

by Bluepers Gaming YT May 26, 2021

Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025