Splockspluzel

something fresh to def.... tight...large and glamorous..

dang nigga look at your earrings there huge..reply..yea i had to bust out the splockspluzel's

by Mr.moemoe March 7, 2009

Splock

A black spock

He looks like splock

by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013

swolock

A Gentleman's Swollen Bollock(s), A.K.A. Swollen Balls

"Woke up this morning with a Swolock! Need to go see a doctor!"

by PlusG November 27, 2013

sholock

Cock.

Fuck wit' my niggas , catch a sholock in yo' throat.

by TTTTTASTY May 13, 2017

Splock

When you block someone while in the middle of an argument or spazzing on them

Ugh!!! He’s so annoying I’m gonna splock him!

by Splockbitch69 August 8, 2020

Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009