Sploaf

Another name for a smoking device.
A.K.A Cigarette, Spliff, Joint, Cigar

"Ben, i'm going to roll my self a Tobacco Sploaf"

"Adam, i'm going to roll myself a Sploaf of the Cannabis variety"

"Man, i'm blazed from the marijuana sploaf"

by Cannabosian December 27, 2012

Spolaya molaya

A North African phrase that refers to Xxxtenacion's song lyrics "spotlight uh, moonlight uh " they use this to describe E-boys/girls who act all deep(3ami9), depressed and lonely, they usually wear black outfits with bucket hats and curly hair.

anwar: wtf bro you're so narrow minded like wtf bro we're in 2022
Caren: shut up spolaya molaya!

by Fae l3ami9a November 25, 2021

splaff

When a guy shoots his load into a girls ass.

My god, I splaffed into her ass so hard she ended up in China.

by Ricardinho May 30, 2006

Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate

ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!

by khronk June 26, 2003

Spoaf

A spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say.

Aaron said to Christopher "Jump off that cliff", Christopher said to Aaron "No!". Aaron then said to Christopher "Ah you spoaf".

by AtomLizard November 6, 2016

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009