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Slocklock is never used
by Po365wer October 21, 2019
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slocklock

Slocklock isn’t used.
by Po365wer October 21, 2019
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Stockblock

Origin: 'cockblock'

1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.

2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".

2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
by imadesigner March 3, 2010
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spockshocka

An erotic sex act invented by the small time ballas, which should be practiced on hot babes. Similar to the original shocker, only the ring finger gets to get in on the action. To perform the spockshocka, insert your pinky and ring finger into her anus. Then insert your middle and index finger into her vagina. Last, use your thumb to tickle in the middle.
"He gave me the spockshocka until I came, jamming all four fingers into both my holes."
by Sir Bizzle D Perv January 19, 2008
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spock block

whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)
in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.
by ragnar's vw May 12, 2009
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Spacklock

The imaginary device a Spackman uses to devine time.

No real effort is ever made to ensure its accuracy, yet it's fabricated output is considered to be as reliable as actual Big Ben by the lesser spotted Spackman}

Similar to a Caribbean Clock.
Luke: Why has James gone home? It's five minutes to five!
Rupert: He's using his Spacklock again.

Luke: James, what time is it?
James: Morning.
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
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shockalockadingdong

when you have absolutly no clue about anything
if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong
by jimmy jang jack jong February 14, 2005
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