spoofer

A teller of tall tales that often happened to a friend of a friend and therefore cannot be substantiated.

Bod: One of Mungo's mates woke up in a bath full of ice cubes minus a liver and...
Graham: Ohh shut up Bod, if you can prove that happened you can give me a Len Brennan!!

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Spafe

Spontaneous... yet safe.

"That was a spafe decision."

by Grungey April 6, 2003

spoofer

A kidder, joker

Johnny is such a spoofer.

by Tina March 17, 2004

skoafer

Marijuana and top tabacco finely grinded together to create a powerful head high consumed out of a bong.

Damn, I need a fucken skoafer!

by terryshav July 6, 2010

Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"

Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

spoofed

when you rub your genitalia with your hands, then touch sombodies face. (preferably in the mouth region.)

Bro, i spoofed Tim sooo bad today.. he straight Shat!

by omg_123 March 8, 2007

spoofer

Simmilar to a hacker, but the things a spoofer does are completeley legal and don't harm anything in any way. Usually appear in online game lobbies on systems that run on seperate software, like battle.net

"That guy's name is in colors! He must be a spoofer!" - spoken on battle.net

by Kennon June 12, 2005