Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

by MasterofFUCK August 4, 2010

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

sluggary

This word came about because of the laziest office assistant on the planet. She sits around all day reading gossip magazines and lets out a big sigh if you ask her to help you with something. She is usually sporting a pair of polyester slack with the tops of her granny panties showing. She never knows the answer to work related questions that are in her (job description). So, not only do you have to do her job for her, but you also have to figure out how to do it first. That's what I call sluggary. The act of being a total slug.

You have a lot of work to do, like rake the leaves, take out the trash, vacuuming, laundry, etc., but instead of getting anything done you sit on the couch in your dirty sweat pants eating a bag of cheese doodles and staring at the television. That's sluggary.

by girlwitha45 November 13, 2011

Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 7, 2021