Splendorman

The opposite of Slender Man, it is believed to help children and give out presents such as flowers. The Splendorman is said to look similar to slender-man save that he has two eyes, a smile and polka dots all over his suit.

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by Dafax November 4, 2013

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Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

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splendorific

combination of 'splendor' and 'terrific', thus being an adjective for something that is simultaneously 'spendlorful' (or 'splendid') and 'terrific'. Common usage occurs in motivational literature such as horrorscopes and blogs.

"March 13: Venus is in the third ascenscion so that means today will be quite splendorific for all you Leons!"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

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splenderfuckingrific

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.

1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

by jeffrey herrschaft March 15, 2008

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