Solorgy

Solo-rgy. An orgy, but by yourself. You just have to be reeeeeally into it.

A master debater and a cunning linguist walk into a bar. And then they leave separately and each have a SOLORGY!!!

by Aeshirbobs June 14, 2010

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the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
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often thought of as a spooning orgy, but really is when a group of 3+ spuddies (buddies who act in sporgy regulary) use a spud (potatoe) and make a proper amount of holes for such persons so they can "do" the spud at the same time. The post fluids released into the spud may be lied as sour cream and given to one as a gift/treat/meal according to sporgy traditions.

Me, my teacher Mr. Grodewald, and my neighbors dogs had a sporgy but the the holes in our spud grew so wide that the spud then broke into several large chunks.

by J picckkle October 7, 2011

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A term referring to when white slave owners would invite their friends over to participate in banging slaves.

Thomas Jefferson: "Hey Abe, you and Washington wanna come over and dip your banana in some chocolate?"

Abe: "Well, I would lie, but let me live up to my name (Honest Abe), and tell you I am definitely in for another slorgy!"

Washington (in the background) "Count me in you Crackers!!!"

by lulem400 August 25, 2010

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splorg; n.;

The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?

by It's Probably Crabs December 14, 2013

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