Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

Splooting

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

Splargin

Splarin' or Splarging.

A twisted pronunciation of the word “splurging”

v. To indulge in an extravagant expense that is unnecessary. To behave or act in an improper way; to be stupid or to do things without thinking ahead of time.

"Nigga I be Splargin" - Big Sean

"Fuck! I cut muy Hand!" "How'd you do that?" "IDK, I was Splarging"

"I just got paid! I took my girl to the mall and were Splargin"

"Momma can't be Splargin cause she's a broke nigga,

but my daddy can cause he's a P.I.M.P"

by CookieKingston June 14, 2011

sploshing

Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."

by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

sperging

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.

"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."

by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007

Sperging out

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.

The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."

by slyscafe September 29, 2010