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Ebenezer Splooge

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."
by jkabat December 17, 2011
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splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.
by The SunMan November 22, 2011
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Splooge Deuce

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009
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splooge

My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again.
by Kevin H. March 5, 2004
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sploogeheef

An ejaculatory deposit with increased gaseous pockets that derive from the penis.
My heefbucket friend sploogeheefed my neighbour's dog while i watched
by Heeferqueefer April 18, 2009
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splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.
Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.
by K Dizzle August 18, 2004
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sploogebob

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob
"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
by xX_Pussy69Destroyer420_Xx November 28, 2016
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