Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

splorfle

To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.

Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!

by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010

Sploodle

A universal term used to express any emotion from anger to joy.
Can also be used as a derogatory term to someone who spends their lunch hour sulking in the library, reading manga or doing other solitary activities.

Lolgurl: LIKE, OMG! Colbie Calliat is coming to town NEXT WEEKEND! I'm so sploodle, I could cry!

Loldude: Oh-em-gee. Like I give a sploodle about her and her happy music! GIVE ME MORE MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!

Or:
Wannabejock: Hey, do you see that girl over there sitting by herself by those comics? She's such a sploodle, she doesn't have any friends!

by notafeminazi January 9, 2010

spoofle

the act of pressing the lips to skin while subsequently forcing air out of the mouth, similar to a raspberry or motorboat.

lucinda: ahhhh!!! you just spoofled me!!!
andy: spoofle? you mean rapsberry?
lucinda: noo.. spoofle...

by luuuuuuu May 21, 2009

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 24, 2006

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012