sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin November 18, 2008

Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 22, 2020

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 05, 2005

sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 03, 2006

Sploofe

To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.

Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.

by DrDreNWA December 21, 2006

Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006