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Skype Spliff

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011
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sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
by PokeyD March 14, 2017
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The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021
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Sploiter

Sploiter = Exploiter
One who exploits bugs in a game to give himself an advantage over other players.
Rush teh Sploiter. LEEROOY JENKINNS
by wtfpwned. April 30, 2006
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Put in a spliff

Gb got put in a spliff
Incog got put in a spliff
by Iputmydickinabagofdoritos December 21, 2019
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Sploist

To make a squishy wetness in the pants, often by women as a result of sexual stimulation. A portmanteau of sploosh and moist.
"Oh My GOD Laurie, Chet Faker is soooo hot. He totally makes me sploist"
by MajorBubbles November 4, 2014
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The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"
by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020
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