This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "
the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal
the prize inside. Your day should now get
exponentially better. :)