She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005
Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
by Splenda G February 10, 2017
An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
by Legendssd October 14, 2010
Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!
by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010
A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.
My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.
by realtalkallende September 23, 2015
A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.
Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.
by G-A-K October 29, 2011
A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.
Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!
Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!
by FashionKitty January 03, 2008