A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
Get the splashback mug.Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011
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by Orlando Ted November 9, 2008
Get the splashpan mug.Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
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Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
by Splashback. September 17, 2010
Get the Splashback mug.My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.
by orientxp June 3, 2010
Get the splashaphonia mug.1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008
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