180 Splash Down

When a guy is masturbating and as the first shot of cum shoots in the air, the guy immediately does a 180 on his back and the cum lands gracefully on his back.

You guys won’t believe it! I finally pulled off the 180 Splash Down today! It felt so good!

by Jace Howard Fan Club December 16, 2020

Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

the splash down

When you sit on the toilet and your dick splashes the water.

A man might say he did the splash down to prove he has a big dick.

by Pimpstrich December 16, 2016

Splash man down

Splash man down- this phrase is often used by backwards babrbarick rodemen after they stab someone in (endz) and leave them to drown in there blood.

Blud u chatin wasz man will actually splash Man down watch blud mans gonna take this outside

by Kool guy August 4, 2018

splashdown

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017