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spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.
Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 8, 2005
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spizz

Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.
After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing
by Gabe from West Chester March 21, 2008
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spizz

(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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Spizz

Verb. To ejaculate into the anus, lick out the semen, and sipt it into the mouth of the passive partner. Usually occurs at the end of homosexual intercourse without condom. Sipzzing can, however, occur between a heterosexual couple.
Look at those guys spizzing on the internet.

Het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.

Yeah, I spizzed him, but it didn't taste too good.
by Sancho de Zique October 29, 2007
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spizz cough

spizz cough- (can be used as a noun or verb) when a bitch developes a cough from seamen sitting in her throat. A spizz cough can lead to sore throat, nausia, bad breath, or loss of appetite, if the case is severe enough. To cure a spizz cough, swallow whole piece of wheat bread, if that doesn't work, give up being a slut until symptoms pass. The word "spizz" combines the words "spit" and "jizz"
Yesterday in school, frank had a bad spizz cough.
by whoooooooops December 12, 2009
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Spizz-Off

Ejaculate forcefully
Another word for Jerk-Off or an insult implying the person being called a “spizz-off” was spat out by their mother.

Vulgar slang for the action of speaking, especially unsolicited advice, nonsense, or just plain bullshit.
Other variations of the term include; Spizzing, “Spizzing Off”, “Spizzed” etc.
Verb: Yes, yes! We know the sky is blue! How about telling us something we DON’T already know instead of spizzing off your cake hole with what’s already fact!
People continue to believe the lies being spizzed off by the big suits

Insult: Your mom should’ve swallowed you stupid spizz-off!
by NeonMirror December 31, 2024
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Spizz

A mixture of saliva and ejaculate that occurs during oral sex.
"Sally gave me such a great blow job the other night! The amount of spizz really made for an excellent experience.''
by Beadlover August 5, 2017
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